Zoe and Jordan

Couple that is mfeo

"OMG! Zoe and Jordan need to get married!"

by DI2802 September 16, 2013

Michael Jordan

In todays NBA, you have superstars for every team that take all the shots. Ray Allen for Seattle, Kobe for LA, Pierce for Boston, Wade for Miami, ect. and Jordan made it that way. He turned a TEAM game into a battle of the superstars. No longer is it Los Angeles Lakers vs. Dallas Mavericks it's Kobe Bryant versus Dirk Nowitzki. Jordan ruined the NBA. He created some sort of false "god-like" feeling with NBA players and it's ruing the NBA.

HE'S OVERATED and in no way shape or form the greatest ever.

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is the all-time leader in points, MVP Awards, second all-time leader in blocks, 3rd all-time leader in rebounds, 8th all-time leader in Field Goal %, and is tied with Michael Jordan for most championships won by an NBA player, why is he not the greatest basketball player of all tiem? Because everyone loves riding Jordan balls about everything. He was a great player, but the BEST EVER!? No way!

by Go Backz December 4, 2006

jordan patterson

An ugly son of a bitch that should be hit with a cutting board.

That Jordan Patterson is such a llama licker!

by phantomoftheopera74209 December 28, 2009

jordan winter

A Jordan will worm his way into your heart and claim a piece of it for his own. The best looking guy, Has a big dick, And he is the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! An extremely loving and sweet guy, He will make you smile like an idiot, So if you are lucky enough to find one, hold on tight and never let go, He has the ability to make one's heart melt, And after all he is a really good friend, and he will sick up for you when your ever in trouble.

Guy 1, I will fucking kill you!

Guy 2, Back off mate!

Guy 1, Why should i faggot!

Guy 2, I know a Jordan Winter, He will kill you!

by ThebESTfunLovingPerson December 14, 2013

Jordan Syndrome

Unable to cope with being less skilled in an activity, a patient with Jordan Syndrome tries their hardest to look like an expert through verbal manipulation and circumstantial evidence.

“On god that nigga got Jordan Syndrome..”

by The Real Champion June 28, 2022

jordan adams

300 pound Tubby lard that argues everything and thinks he knows everything.

Imagine being Jordan Adams.

by Lthanksman November 17, 2019

winston jordan

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.

girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"

by pistol95 May 5, 2010