Jobegurf

a tiny invisible creature that feeds off of the minds of small children and teenagers. They have been known to turn people into superheros, and the make you love people who are about to leave your life.

Max P-h's mind has been infected by a rather large swarm of jobegurfs, yet he got the worse effect of them.

by MusicalJunkie May 31, 2010

joey wiegert

joey wiegert, is a woman pleaser, and loves them right by default. however, he is not boy friend matierial kinda guy, he will make whoever he talks to, feel like their the only one in the world. although this is very bad, he also gives you the truth about everything, and that he will nvr hurt you, he will always make you feel special and wanted, even if he's not with you. so next time you go looking for this guy, make sure you keep your gaurd up. but who knows he might change for that special somone and and make that someone the happiest woman in the world, by giving her the world :)

joey wiegert nvr

by Call ME CRazY 101 October 25, 2010

Jobby

A job that someone does when they don't need the money, but rather for fun or to seem like their employed friends.

Her little import business has never been profitable but it's okay because she has a huge trust fund and it's just a jobby. See trustafarian

by Iheartzombies November 26, 2010

Joey Image

Male (allegedly); metrosexual with homosexual leanings. In a secret relationship with Michael Cole since 3/10.

Oh my god, look at that candy ass Joey Image!

by Jay "The Brain" Mann August 12, 2012

Joby Winkle

When sitting on the toilet and pushing out a dump when all of a sudden, you begin urinating at the same time as shitting and it feels magical.

Man I ate a lot of curry and drank a hell of a lot off beer, excuse me I need a Joby winkle.

by Sanjive Johnson August 25, 2013

Joey-ism

Random and often hilariously unbelievable sentences or phrases spoken by famous socialite and reality TV star, Joey Essex

A classic Joey-ism is "I know who Richard and Judy are."
"Who are they?"
"Aren't they the first man and woman on Earth?"

by Eddie Lizzard December 9, 2013

joey pace

A person that has a very squeaky, child like voice.

That little kid has a voice like joey pace!

by theworldmayneverknow1234 April 19, 2014