Austin Jarrelle

A lame douche bag that trys to be a player but that isnt possible with his two inch dick mannn. He drinks weed and smokes alcohol in other words he doesnt know what the fuck hes doing; just trys to look cool. He dates girls that look like rats TAYLORRRR and he is uglyy.

Look at Austin Jarrelle sucking that mans dick.

Austin Jarrelle by Pussy licker 22 November 2, 2009

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the Jareds

Explosive diarrhea.

I would go to the movies with you, but I have had the Jareds all day.

the Jareds by Zuggalo September 29, 2011

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Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.

Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?

Tommy Jarvis by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018