Fantastic Joe

A man who always gets what he wants. A kind of mystical demi-god figure, often surrounded by beautiful women and devoted fans. A legendary figure amongst Common Folk and fellow badasses alike. Usually devastatingly handsome and regularly able to perform feats of greatness with unwavering aplomb.

'Fantastic Joes' are usually seen pwning any number of undesirables, including waste cadets, nub biscuits, Chuckleheads, N00btrons and Chodey McChodersons.

Word often ironically used in a 'gaming' context.

Can also be used in verb form.

See also: God, Joe Kickass, Chuck Norris, Leonidas, Badass, pwntastic, Sex God, Gigant0r, Korean High Five, Epic, Uncle Philed, Robocop, Roflcopter, Filth Wizard, lol

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Example #1 (Noun form)

Cuthbert: "Crikey! Who's that fellow Reginald!? I daresay he seems to be pwning!"

Reginald: "I've not the foggiest! But he sure is a Fantastic Joe..."
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Example #2 (Noun form)

Old Lady: "Oi! Someone stop that toerag! He's nicked my 'andbag!"

*Thief begins to run and is suddenly accosted*

<unknown man>: "Citizen, stop. Your have 5 seconds to comply...

Stunned Onlooker: "Wtf? Who's this Fantastic Joe?"
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Example #3 (Verb form)

Insane armed man #1: "Punk! Step back! These are my Doritos!"

Insane armed man: "Mother chode! I'ma Fantastic Joe yo' ass!" *opens fire*
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Example #4 (Verb form)

*Day of Defeat is being played. Suddenly a heavy jumps out of a bush like a maniac with a BAR and headshots a proner in the face*

Bush dwelling maniac: "You just got Fantastic Joed"

by Demented Mongoose March 26, 2010

Sneaky Joe

When you take a picture of someone without them knowing

My uncle took a sneaky joe of me when i was getting out of the shower

by meme0gre June 4, 2018

Joe Hole

A Joe Hole is a particularly nasty and diseased lair or man-cave of a dude.

Doug could never bring any women back to his Joe Hole of an apartment.

by MthrSprr July 12, 2011

A Joe Mather

A short 5ft 4” guy, who likes to start sentences with guys

An example of a Joe Mather is:

Joe walked over to George and Sara and said “Guyyys! What are you up too?”

by Oh Deer April 6, 2020

Traitor Joe

A dog who is not loyal or true to his owner.

PepperJack you are a Traitor Joe for snuggling with my friend, Barb.

by Shanaynay Sherwood January 27, 2020

pulling a Joe

usually referring to a guy that just recently got rejected, where the man who got rejected makes it worse than it actually is, complains to everyone, and takes it out on those that tried to help him out of his depression.

Tim: yo what's up with Adam? he's been a real dick to me recently.

Ben: Madeline just told him they couldn't be anything more than friends... he's just pulling a Joe. He'll be fine.

Tim: That sucks... I still think he's being a dick.

by justgetoverit July 22, 2011

Joe Kazoona

Joe . Joe Tazuna. Kazoo. Joe Kazoona.

Joe kazoona is joe in kazoo and better than you

by Keijilovesyou.fp July 9, 2021