G and J

G and J = Government Juice,this can be served in a glass with ice and a twist of lemon.Government Juice is also known as TAP WATER

"Yo,blud can I get sum G&J?"

by D2dadizzle September 7, 2005

J-Woww

A stupid woman who claims to be in love with her boyfriend but then hooks up with other guys while "drunk" and dances in an inappropriate sexual manner.

bob: who is that girl?
john: she's a j-woww. she got a boyfriend who she is supposedly in love with but she cheats on him religiously.

by bobjamamimi December 24, 2009

j-unit

A person of Jewish descent who tries to act like a black person.

That guy with the giant jewfro is a J-unit.

by jewishGangsta December 20, 2003

Being J

The act of being jealous of your co-workers awesomeness. AKA Sam Roberts

Can you believe how Sam is Being J Sam this morning.

by Awesome Greek November 13, 2009

j lo

that really ugly, fat-assed for-some-reason-really-successful stuck up "singer" bitch. why do people fancy her? no-one knows. but obviousy she emits some sort of marriage scent, that traps any man in the 10 metre vicinity. Scientists predict that by the year 2027, J Lo will have been out with, or married every man who lives in a hospitable part of the world, bar 4. and they are the 4 underground gays that have had to flee because of the homosexual cleansing issued by George Bush. Yes. He's still president in 2027. God help us. God help us all.

- oh my god, J Lo's ass is so big! and she's so ugly, and fat, and untalented, and really really dumb.
- (J Lo) hey man, wanna marry me?
- must...resist...musn't...die...AGHHH!

by Jack Bean December 3, 2004

PB&J

pb&J is the bestest pbj friend you can ever get!!! hes such a jojo nerd that he probably sings sono chino sadame everytime before he gOES to slEEP !!! HE ALSO LIKE FOOFIGHTERS AND LIKES TO YARE YARE DAZE HIS HAIR is PBJ coLors becauSE R E A S O Ns A N D JOJO. also his best friend is danny because shES THE COOLEST PERSON IN ZA WARUDO AND SHE SHOWS JOJO TO PBJ HE SHOULD BE GRATEFUL. anways pbj is epic, protect at all cost.

"PB&J! PB&J! PB&J!"
"Stop calling me that"
"No because of you're hair which looks like you smudged pbj all over it"
"fine whatever..."

by dannydanndann October 2, 2020

pb&j

a public blow job

when we got drunk krista gave jake a pb&j

by Shangri-la_Soldier July 7, 2011