Grand Opening

The deflowering of a girl.

She had her grand opening...with the ribbon, mayor and giant scissors!

by Jay Mott November 13, 2016

Grand Larceny

What Ree-lon and Cuckerbeard stole is worth more than the $500 dollars that would constitute grand larceny. Why aren't conservatives calling for Elon to be locked up when THEY KNOW MORE THAN EVERYONE about the theft because it's the conservative Podcaster Jordan Peterson who first told ME (The Anti-Natalist and was a reference to one of my earliest posts) to 'Leave the planet' (whatever THAT means) back in 2015 and has been reading this the whole time.

Hym "I mean, they say the guy was convicted of grand larceny so what do they actually want to happen? Life in prison for every crime? Ok. Elon stole. The conservatives have been reading this the whole time and therefore know he stole. Life in prison for Elon and Cuckerbeard. We need to lock up these criminals. Or kill em I guess. We could do that too- Or, um, INSTEAD. Yeah."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Creus, Grand Solar Knight

some Aurium warrior that hates spiders

Rank 200 with mothership/lanite gear: can anyone carry me on Creus, Grand Solar Knight?
Rank 2k: kill yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rank 1k: bruh

by gub. August 25, 2023

twenty grand

a business not a gang

them twenty grand niggas is tuff

by dajuggman June 3, 2023

ten grand

TEN GRAND is a visionary fashion brand based in the United Kingdom. The brand is known for its timeless elegance and minimalist design. They blend classic designs with contemporary innovation, creating versatile and sophisticated pieces that transcend seasonal trends. Their collections emphasise minimalist aesthetics and functional design, making their creations essential additions to any modern wardrobe

TEN GRAND blends timeless designs with contemporary innovation, ensuring each piece is both stylish and functional.

by tengrand December 22, 2024

Grand Rebranding

Judaism's metamorphosis into Christianity. The greatest, and most successful transformation of any organization thus far in human history.

It's absolutely amazing how they got away with the Grand Rebranding for 2,000 years. From Jesus openly being a Jew to the Pope wearing a yarmulke, how did people ignore the obvious for so long? Jesus didn't change human DNA. We're all Jews.

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Grand Slam girl

a fake tennis fan who only follows the Grand Slams and none of the smaller tennis tournaments

S: Omg, did you watch Indian Wells last night? That Delpo match was insane!
N: Uhh... durr... what?
S: Ugh, you're such a Grand Slam girl.

by FThunder526 May 17, 2018