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ass crisps

When one does not whipe properly and leaves shit all over their asshole and allows it to dry. Friction then causes a flaking of the dried poo and accumulates in ones underwear, often in a fine powder.
After john found out he had ass crisps he sprinkled them all over my chocolate cake.
by splosion squad September 28, 2009
mugGet the ass crispsmug.

Ass Scrabble

When you place a collection of Scrabble(TM) game pieces into your partner's rectal cavity and have them eject the letters from their anus onto a Scrabble(TM) game board. The winner is the first one to spell a coherent word in this manner.
Listen Mary Sunshine, why don't you go play ass scrabble with your boyfriend and stop bothering me every fucking five seconds.
by Something Tremendous September 5, 2009
mugGet the Ass Scrabblemug.

Dat ass

A completly perfect booty.
John: dude look at dat ass.
Jim: omg! It looks like it was made in heven...
John: ikr
by Bigfugde656 December 27, 2015
mugGet the Dat assmug.

ryans ass

largest ass around, girls stare at his ass like its a desert
id like a slice of ryans ass
by SOLOCUPLIFE February 17, 2017
mugGet the ryans assmug.

Ass Jackers

Any type of open toed sandal that consists of a heel higher then 3 inches, drawing a similarity to a hydraulically actuated pump type automotive lift that is used to jack up a certain part of the body, to allow for smoother access and a cleaner insertion of parts, which in this case would be the ass of a female.
Hey, did you check out Karen wearing the cut off skirt and the ass jackers? She must be guy phishing.
by LMV January 2, 2009
mugGet the Ass Jackersmug.

Ass button

The magic spot on a cat that when scratched results in the cat lifting its ass in the air. The spot is located on the top of the tail just above the cats ass,.. where its tail meets the body.
The under side is the cats ass,.. don't scratch there. The blissful state only provides lift for a minute or so. Scratching longer may or may not work depending on how horney the cat is at the time.
Bro,.. hit that cats 'ass button' and it will take your picture!
by WildEddie November 4, 2009
mugGet the Ass buttonmug.

whole ass

when something is exactly how it sounds
cece: damn i cant tell if that a man or woman . me: lmao cece thats a whole ass man
by CHAMPAGNEMAMIJR July 8, 2017
mugGet the whole assmug.

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