Insta-Dump

When someone withholds their feces for days at a time, building up pressure. Finally, when the person must Excrete Fecal mater -- they are done within a matter of seconds.

1) Fred didn't turd for thirteen days; when he finally ran into the bathroom, the janitor's were in awe of his seven pound "Dookie"
2)
John:"Brb dude."
Jake: "Allright"
John: (Thirteen seconds later) Back.
Jake: Legit homie, what were you doing?
John: Insta-dumping is the new timesaver for me. :)

by petar113507 March 7, 2009

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instant breakfast

A blow-job first thing in the morning.

I woke up this morning and gave my girlfriend an instant breakfast.

by nahead24 January 23, 2010

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Instant panty remover

all liquor can fall into this category but any cheap beer or wine coolers (especially Cisco) will work in a pinch

You can't go wrong with my sister if you feed her some instant panty remover and a little smoke.

by chompmyclit September 16, 2010

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Instant Gradification

A recent graduate who expects a top level position in a company upon hiring.

Armed with her degree and suffering from instant gradification, she emailed in her resume and awaited the job as VP of the company.

by Jacqski August 12, 2012

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Instabang

The act of obtaining the phone number of a female that you have never personally met, spitting game, and eventually meeting and having sexual intercourse with her. Some believe that this is much more satisfying than actually meeting someone and having a one night stand. It also makes for a great story.

Me: (sends picture of hot girl to friend)

Friend: who is that

Me: this chick I've been talking to that I'm going to hopefully instabang very soon.

by @meedy_baby follow April 26, 2014

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