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Humanburritophobia

1.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and the person you were sleeping with will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

2.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets and turned themselves into a human burrito.

3.) The fear that you will wake up in the middle of the night and there will be a random person in your bed who will have stolen all the blankets, wrapped them around you, and turned you into a human burrito.
I don't have sleepovers anymore because my Humanburritophobia has gotten so bad. I am on meds for it now.
by Dr. Schultz March 19, 2013
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human skin tag

someone who hangs off of others and is both useless and unwanted. Also disgusting. Making them literally a human form of a skin tag.
"Ew Jerry is totally a human skin tag"
by StephanieDanielle November 23, 2013
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Human

A human being is an organic machine that processes information between the subconscious to a cognitive rational thinking, based upon the knowledge of imitation. formed through the psyche of nature verses nurture.
A human failed again and again until they realize their errors through the process of trial and error.
by Yahushu47 January 8, 2015
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human dump slide

The act of having anal inter course in an industrial sized dump truck.
After the trash man got off work we went for the human dump slide.
by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
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Humanititus

Putin building his dirty drone bomb really is proof that mankind is nothing more than a bad case humanititus.
by punkrawker January 19, 2016
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Humanality

Humility towards embarrassment from human experiences, such as the failure to adhere to the standard, unspoken code of ethics and manners. Examples; embracing bodily functions in the presence of other humans, such as unexpected projectile vomitting, flatulation during a cuddling session, fetishes, lack of toilet paper in public stalls, physical attraction to people through blunt verbage and/or gestures, putting one's foot in one's mouth, etc.
She appreciated her new roommate's humanality, caught naked on her way to the shower, in a horrible hung over state. "Ugh. Forgot my towel! Thanks for your humanality."
by Potatoes Mashed October 6, 2016
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Human yoga ball

someone who is so short and fat that they resemble a yoga ball
by Timperz August 9, 2016
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