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no homo

the sign of gods that proves you are worthy of going to heaven
“I have a 0.2 inch dick
whoa dude you forgot to say no homo”
“oh yeah no homo”
by the_great_mystery March 7, 2019
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No Homo

Aye bro let me eat your cock, No Homo
by IM NOT GAYCIST April 21, 2019
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No homo

Homiesexual revelations 11: “as thoy no homo shall last forever as thoy the beholder of the word is not gay shall possess the power of no homo”
My man said you looken real cute but said no homo 30 minutes later so it’s not gay
by Lilnomo June 23, 2019
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Trash Homo

A Trash homo is a man who is pretty trash, and the "Homo" part is just a play on words
Wow... did you see Jerry? He's such a trash homo
by TRash HomO July 7, 2019
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No homo

The thing you say after doing something gay with your buddies.
You just busted a nut on your same gender friend.

What is the first thing that comes to your mind. Probably no homo
by Robo_bitch123 July 11, 2019
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Aryan-Homo Habilis

The earliest member of the genus Homo is Homo habilis which evolved around 2.8 million years ago. We have been told to be descendants of monkeys, but quite frankly some of us on this planet have gone back to our pre-evolved states. With a brain the size of a quark or lepton, I wouldn't expect much from this creature. It would be quite a shame if this it was classed as a mammal as all the half-wit, morons in the world would seem to be gaining competition.
Scientists will find this quite compelling as the idea of this creature on our planet does not conform to the generic anthropology of a creature like this.

The Aryan-Homo Habilis( special kind of jungle ape that is forced into gay love because of the uncontrollable gravitational pull that is much larger than the gravity on Jupiter) must mate with Bilal-Son of Black Megamind in order for it to satisfy its needs.

The unique square-headed shape of this creature allows it to densely pack no information into its brain.

P.S Consider having a shower once in a while, homeless freak
Intelligent Human: The Aryan Homo Habilis says "what"
Aryan-Homo Habilis: "What?"
by TeK20a0S6 July 28, 2019
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No homo wizard

A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass
A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.
by Yeetmaster06 September 9, 2019
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