Sonic the Hedgehog

That blue blur who Cartoon Network destroyed.

Cartoon Network ruined Sonic the Hedgehog in 2014 with Boom just to make it for kids my age.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 January 9, 2022

Over the Hedge

The failure of hedging results in completion.

"My hedge sesh went too far last night and I went over the hedge"

by jelkinboy584 February 24, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

That one blue hedgehog that loves chilly dogs, and likes to go fast.

Eggman: GRRR!!!! That menace, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Sonic: Bust a nut, Eggface! Yaha!

Me: Man, this game is so cool.

by Jenjaled April 11, 2022

Shadow the hedgehog

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Sonic the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

Sonic the hedgehog is a BITCHASS motherfucker

by Elixman May 26, 2022

Ran-over hedgehog

A hedgehog that has been ran over with no mercy.

"LMAO IS THAT A FUCKING RAN-OVER HEDGEHOG!?"

by Big mugger June 20, 2022

Sanic the hedgehog

He fast u slow because U SUCK

The is so fast like sanic the hedgehog

by Rangercito July 22, 2022