ass hawk

Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks

Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk

by 1234567asdffgh April 7, 2010

stephen hawking

That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.

Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".

Fry: No fair! I saw it first!

Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?

by Herr Finsternis January 16, 2008

MC Hawking

Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz

Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches

by James Lowe September 6, 2004

Gale Hawthorne

**May Contain Spoilers**

A character from the Trilogy The Hunger Games, who is portayed as Katniss Everdeen's best friend/hunting partner in the first book.

In the second book, Gale and Katniss become sorta romantic-ish but not really, and Peeta is the same ole Peeta.
In the Third book, Gale becomes a prostitute after pretending to be Katniss's best friend forever/romantic interest.

Gale Hawthorne was described as very handsome, no wonder he turned out to be a man-whore.

I actually thought he had some depth in him.

(Actually he gets a job at District 2)

by The Hunger Games August 26, 2010

Hawkward

Something awkward and uncomfortable; a variation of the awkward turtle. When something hawkward occurs, bend your elbows up at your sides and flap your hands.

Oh no, she just heard us talking about her! That's so hawkward!

by Hedy La Rue April 26, 2011

Steven Hawking

To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.

Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."

by ShadoWolf150 June 20, 2011

AJ Hawk

Green bay outside linebacker who was the fifth overall in the two thousand six nfl draft, widely consdird the best defensive rookie registering one hundred tackles and three sacks. stands at six two, two hundred and fourty five pounds

AJ Hawk is a total badass, better than any young linbacker out there

by Houston jones April 6, 2007