Entangled Dick Hair

When a flaccid male genitalia is caught and entangled by several surrounding pubic hair. Usually discovered when attempting to urinate. Men who experience this phenomena must be greatly cautious when untangling the wild pubes from their genitalia as they could risk a slight injury. The most common cause is when the penis has been resting or inactive for long periods of time in a high temperature climate without a cool draft to bring it out to full mass. This is more likely to occur if the man does not trim his bush, balls and derriere regularly.

Guy1: Ow! Shit!
Guy2: What's the matter? Pull a ball hair?
Guy1: No, even worse. I pinched my dick skin trying to untangle the pubic hair from my dick.
Guy2: You've probably got entangled dick hair, I suggest you trim your Pubes.

by sweatyballsacks2014 December 30, 2013

ik how to cut hair

SHE TRYNNA GET IN THEM DRAWLSSSS BOI U WINNING

Girl: u cute Ik how to cut hair btw😏
Boy: ok

by Thatonecrazyb May 22, 2021

hair band

Glam metal band from the 80s that played radio-friendly and commercialized metal, and relied more on their looks (long hair and flamboyant clothes) than their music.

Bon Jovi was a famous hair band back in the 80s.

by Darracker July 12, 2004

skunk hair

its where girls who think that they are very very truly drop dead gorgeous, but are really only a little bit pretty, have blonde hair with black or dark brown underneath.

UGH look at her hoe skunk hair. what a hoe.

by FattyMayo July 13, 2009

bacon hair

A female noob, a.k.a. n00b who wears hair that looks like bacon on habbo hotel (habbo). Many HC (Habbo Club) members make fun of these bacon hairs or bacon n00bs.

Habbo Hotel Chat Room Conversation
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Bacon Hair: oMG phr33 f00rni pl0x!11!11eleven!ong!one!111
Habbo Club: Um, no.
Bacon Hair: OmfG y00 r s00 meen1!!! i rep0ting you111
Habbo Club: Go ahead. -kicks out of chatroom-
Bacon Hair: -rejoins chat room- 0nG!!! y00 are s00 m333n m33 g3ttting my v1rtual 0nline ch4t b0yfri3nd to b33t you up!

by Psudonym1212 June 21, 2009

Hair extensions

Almost always 100% human hair that you can attach to your hair by either clips, glue, or weaving it in to make your hair look naturally long. Sometimes you can buy them synthetic (fake) but it looks more natural real. You will see a lot of famous people with them in for example Paris Hilton. Extensions are in for punk/emo/scene girls for example Kiki kannibal.

"OMG my hair is taking forever to grow, I think I'm just going to buy some hair extensions"

"Did you see Kiki Kannibal's hair extensions? they look bad ass."

by Britt Steed January 13, 2009

horrors hair

Amazing large hair which defies gravity. Ultimate cool. Backcomb + hairspray = awesome. Add Horrors pointy generally black shoes to the equation and then you are on the way to being pretty cool. Big Hair!

Don't be square, get horrors hair?

Are we going out with horrors hair tonight, i will bring the hair spray

by don't_be_square March 23, 2007