Goon stone

Like a kidney stone passed by all the dry nut built up from prolonged gooning. Goon stones may be used in the future as renewable energy

I was too gooning for so long I finally passed the goon stone

by Gelgate master 123 March 28, 2024

goon blunting

when you’re a man completely hypnotized radiating in his penis, a goon blunting state can only be achieved while edging and smoking marijuana during backshots.

man, yesterday i was totally goon blunting all over this girl i hooked up with

by chinkoplinko March 28, 2024

Goofnut

Derived from the word, "goofball," exchanging the word "ball" with "nut" as they are words both used to describe testicles.

Goofnut, means to be a nut and a goof; can be used as an insult or a compliment.
Created by an Ohioan (Aka me)

"You're a little goofnut," I announced to my brother.

One does not become a goofnut, he is born one.

by lavenderxjay April 3, 2024

Goonana

A state of nirvana achieved following a session of gooning that is not narcissistic but rather a meditative state.

Cuh 1: Hey bruh you done gooning?

Cuh 2: Yee dawg, I've finally achieved goonana.

by t831b April 14, 2024

Goon Cave

A closed off, secluded room where cool dudes go to goon around. They are typically dark, quiet and comfortable. Goon caves are typically used by one goon, but sometimes group goon sessions do occur.

Goons (or goonettes) may have a variety of tools and instruments at their disposal in the goon cave to enhance their goon session

Goon 1: Damn, today has been brutal. I need to blow off some steam
Goon 2: Let’s go to the goon cave man
Goon 1: We’re in T-town, our goon cave is back home
Goon 3: Connor’s room is open and he’s not around for the rest of today. Let’s goon in there
Goon 1: Let’s get in there asap. I need a good long goon session

by GoonLyfe April 19, 2024

goon

someone who is succumbed to be of thy disturbing nature.

Disturbing, provoking, uneducated, egoful, disgusting

Mike D : “ This gooch got ur nigga stuck”

The whole 7 seas : “This young manwoman has succumbed to the goonizm 😖”

by realnigglet April 20, 2024

Goonatar

the practice of mastering the 4 ways of gooning (like the avatar)

"Yo bro I think thats the Goonatar

by TheGaymingMan April 24, 2024