germany

A place were jews aren't allowed.

Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?
German: nein

by Big_Joe13 June 1, 2009

german cereal

It is when various guys jizz in a cup and pour a little milk in with it and mix it around so the splooge doesnt stick out and then take the cup and splash it in your friends face while he is sleeping.

He is sleeping now lets give him a German Cereal.

by mike wal mart February 6, 2008

German Flare

When a fat German lights their fart on fire. For it to be a true German Flare the farter must have eatin greasy bratwurst and sauerkraut. They get on their back, pull their legs back to put their ass up in the air. When they fart and light it, residual grease and little stringy pieces of saurkraut must fly out and catch on fire causing the burning flare affect.

I am sure glad I had that German Flare handy while changing my flat tire last night.

by One Hung Low November 9, 2007

German

Used as an insult similiar to jew. Can be used in different ways to describe a situation or complain/describe something.
Used Quite Alot In Gaming.

NOTE - This Isnt Being Racist Or Effensive To Germans & Can Be Used As A Subsitute To Retard.

1. OMG You German
2. Why Is Everyone Being A German
3. This Knife Is So German

by JellyBootsXP June 19, 2011

Germanater

The Nazi Rally in Family Guy

Peter: Germanater, yeah victory up the ass baby woo!

by Marcel. February 19, 2009

Germancy

A german version of the coodies.

Ah you touched a german now you have germancy.

by onemike3000 May 1, 2011

German Parkour

First, to give context

French Parkour = Run Efficiently over an obstacle to destination.

Then,

German Parkour = Run into said obstacle to see if you can literally go through it to save 2.5 seconds on speed run?!

Parkourie 1: David Belle can speed run through Dordogne France in less than 45 minutes; he's the founder and the best!

Parkourie 2: Screw that German Parkour is way faster! I saw a dude RUN through Dordogne France in 4.5 minutes. I think he was on a combo of roids, LSD, and had no fear of glass, brick or sharp metal edges! So you suck and shut your face.

Parkourie 1: *Utter Silence*

by White MAMBA! November 24, 2011