FMS (aka Fresh Meat Syndrome)

The tendency to jump on someone new who is decently attractive, or just a member of the opposite sex, upon their entrance or introduction. FMS is found in both genders but much more prevalent in males, those with it can easily be spotted in internet chatrooms, forums, bars and/or any type of group gathering scene.

Upon the entrance of a new female into a chatroom, suddenly all the idle male chatters begin chatting with her. Trying to score brownie points with her by pretending to be concerned or interested in what she has to say.

by Anghang May 5, 2004

To be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys

To literally or metaphorically return with renewed energy and new plans after facing a sudden life-changing experience.

I just got kicked out of Marquette, but hopefully it is not too late to enroll at Butler University. Once I get accepted, I am going to be fresh off the plane on them Zaytiggys.

by Jethopper May 4, 2020

[so] [fresh] ['n'] [so] [clean]

to have an incredible sense of style that is like no other, to look fly

OutKast - So Fresh, So Clean

"Ain't nobody dope as me I'm dressed so fresh so clean!"

Javon is lookin' so fresh 'n' so clean in those PUMA's!

by MoeTibbs3 January 6, 2009

100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win

Something so awesome words cannot describe, generally accompanied by a large explosion

1: "Dude I just fired all the superweapons on C&C 3"
2: "That's 100% Pure and Fresh Epic Win"

by 19:16 December 22, 2009

Fresh off the pillow cack

Like fresh off the pillow hair, except its your cack

I gave my girlfriend a hot karl when she sunk her teeth into my fresh off the pillow cack

by Fresh off the pillow cack April 13, 2003

Rooty Tooty Fresh N' Fruity

(noun)
The act of cumming on a woman's flapjack-like titties, then smacking her in the face with a waffle iron.

I rooty tooty fresh n' fruityd your mom last nite.

by ch72is September 16, 2008

pink fresh meat taco

The act of a male shitting on a female's vaginal area, then ejaculating on top of the said turd. The male then may or may not eat the freshly made entree.

I was horny, hungry, and had to take a shit at the same time, so I made myself a pink fresh meat taco. MMMmmmm....

by Steve-o and Tim May 30, 2007