A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.
Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail
by MrJackV8 February 2, 2010

by tbr.orphan killer December 7, 2020

Someone who is a total waste of human life who lacks common sense and big mistake on mummy and daddy
by DEAN JEANIE January 4, 2021

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.
Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*
Jeff: Plutonic Fail...
by Addoe March 7, 2009

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.
by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.
by pedriluvr November 20, 2023
