A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.
Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”
Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:
Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:
by Randommf November 28, 2020
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Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”
Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:
Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:
by Randommf November 28, 2020
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A term used to describe ones mental state at 4:00 am, thinking about how the earth was created, is there a god ? Or even about that one embarrassing moment that happened 5 years ago.
John: hey bro, you up ?
Steven: yeah I just can’t sleep
John: me too I can’t stop thinking about random things, like why are we on this planet and are aliens even real ?
Steven: aah I see your feeling floorff, I get that it’s confusing
Steven: yeah I just can’t sleep
John: me too I can’t stop thinking about random things, like why are we on this planet and are aliens even real ?
Steven: aah I see your feeling floorff, I get that it’s confusing
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That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby
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