Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

Floorbitch

A (typically a bitch) person who gets drunk off of 2 mikes hard lemonade & end up passing out on the floor by 10pm.

Dad: “hey son, why do you always pass out on the floor off of 2 mikes @10pm?”

Son: “Because I’m a floorbitch dad”
Dad: “I’m so proud of you son” (:

by Randommf November 28, 2020

Floorff

A term used to describe ones mental state at 4:00 am, thinking about how the earth was created, is there a god ? Or even about that one embarrassing moment that happened 5 years ago.

John: hey bro, you up ?

Steven: yeah I just can’t sleep

John: me too I can’t stop thinking about random things, like why are we on this planet and are aliens even real ?

Steven: aah I see your feeling floorff, I get that it’s confusing

by GravyTheeStalion December 29, 2020

floomf

A loaf of floofy proportions.

My cat was floomfing earlier this morning.

by An1meK1TTEN December 30, 2020

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 22, 2021

floori

the best soulmates you'll ever find, they are supperior and hotter than you

A: oh hey did you see floori?
B: yeah, i saw them they were making out lol

by myngwrld February 25, 2021

floorphobia

an extreme fear of floors

yo look at that man he has floorphobia, see that pee running down his leg after he looked down.!!!!

by sastle March 9, 2021