When you type and can't seem to type correctly. Transposing letters in a word because one finger wants to keystroke before it should. When typing, adding a space in the middle of a word or where it does not belong. Constantly having to click backspace to correct the problem.
by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008
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When your finger stinks, but you don't remember or know how it happened. Often the result of absent-mindedly scratching your balls or ass while watching tv or on the phone.
by gregorator November 14, 2011
Get the Alzheimer's finger mug.The resultant color of the finger(s) of a person who has just wiped their posterior after defacating, except they didn't wash their hands with soap and water before leaving the bathroom. Related to "yellow finger", a person who does not wash their hands with soap and water after urinating. A person who lives in Oregon and pees outside is not considered a yellow finger if they do not wash up after urinating since their are no sinks handy and a real man does not pee all over his hand no mater where he pees. An office worker who doesn't wash up is always a yellow finger.
"Man, did you know Joe is a brown finger? Dude didn't wash his hands after wiping his posterior after defacating"
"Damn, Steve is a yellow finger and a brown finger."
"Damn, Paul needs to go see his gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his brown fingers post defacation."
"Damn, Steve is a yellow finger and a brown finger."
"Damn, Paul needs to go see his gastroenterologist. The freak ruined the flowery smell in the bathroom with his incessant farting and fails to wash his brown fingers post defacation."
by bahooka June 11, 2006
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A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.
A horse finger is just what it says it is: a horse's finger, but if you have ever seen a horse; you would know that horses have no fingers, and that horse fingers don't exist. Which is why it is used as an insult, because if you call someone a horse finger you're saying that they are essentially nothing.
by Cannibus Indica April 20, 2004
Get the horse finger mug.Invented by the almighty Squirrel, a Six Finger Discount is one in which someone, while in the act of a Five Finger Discount, either flips the middle finger at a store emploree while leaving. A less offensive Six Finger Discount would be giving them a Thumbs Up instead!
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I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
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I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, man the owner looked pissed when he saw my sixth finger make a guest appearence!
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I six finger discounted some gum at the 7-11 last night, the owner told me to come back again soon when i showed him the thumbz up!
by Squirrelish87 July 26, 2008
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