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Caterpillar Fight Club

While many clubs might be difficult to join, not many have such unusual requirements for membership as the “Caterpillar Fight Club.”

It has been described as the club that no one wants to join. And those who become members do so, quite literally, by accident. All you need to do is successfully capture multiple monarch caterpillars, put them on a milkweed stalk and after they have gone to bed, in the middle of the night, one caterpillar will decide to wake up all the others for a thumping, whumping caterpillar fight and engage in a territorial battle violently striking each other over feeding territory.
“Did you hear about Shelby and Taylor?”

“Nah, what happened?”

“They got busted hosting a caterpillar fight club”

“WHAAAAT”

Yeah dude, their fine was like 1,000 milkweeds per caterpillar as restitution”
by TardyB June 19, 2021
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Nigerian food fight

Where you get a load of shit roll around in it. Then get some more shit and throw it at each other until your both (or all) a brown sticky mess
Me and Julie just had a Nigerian food fight how riveting
by Ginger man842 April 4, 2022
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Cat fight at the circus

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner with my friends, I headed home to stream the night away. I watched the finales of Breaking Bad, 1980's Night Court and the cool fight scene in Tombstone. It was better than a cat fight at the circus.
by HolsingerTX August 31, 2023
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Fight For Middle Earth

The act of fighting one of your friends, and yelling "For Middle Earth!!" The loser normally limps away in defeat and no longer is considered to be part of the group until the next victim is chosen.
Kyle: You want to fight for middle earth for the last chicken sandwich?

George: (Cowering) Just take it.
by JebbyS February 13, 2008
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Fight Club Disorder

A condition under which an individual mistakenly believes their life is an extension of the Film "Fight Club"
also,
the delusion that watching "Fight Club" has somehow made them a better person.

Symptoms often include and overuse of the term "Sheeple".
She keeps calling people Sheeple, she must have Fight Club Disorder.
by Tyler Turden July 29, 2013
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bare knucle fighting

No eye gouges, no nut-cracking, no gloves. Where all the former school-bullies take eachother on in a game of human cockfighting.
Gumba shall enter some bare knuckle fighting competitions.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Fighting in the Cold War

Refers to having sex with a girl on her period.

The definition refers to the cold war fought against the Communists who commonly used red as their primary color.

Similar in meaning to "Getting your redwings"
Male version:

Joe: "Hey Tim, what happened last night after you left with Mary?"
Tim: "Oh man, it was nuts I ended up fighting in the Cold War."

Female version:

"Jill, have you ever let anyone fight in your cold war?"
by Jessica G September 18, 2006
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