festibros

A group of hipster males who ride bikes to every music festival, get drunk, and pick up girls.

Girl 1: Wasn't that guy with the sick sleeve at pitchfork?
Girl 2: I've totally seen him and his boys at wicker park fest and lollapalooza, too.
Girl 1: Total festibros.

hipster day drunk shag

by tezbuh June 8, 2009

Festify

1) The act of out-doing oneself during festivities.

2) Having undergone extreme festivities.

3) Acting belligerent due to celebrating too hard.

4) To initiate festivities.

(NOTE: you can NEVER celebrate too hard. But you CAN get too festified. Festify with caution.)

GUY 1 - "Dude, did you see that girl passed-out in the middle of the road at her own birthday party?"
GUY 2 - "Yea man, she was beyoooond festified."

GUY 1 (reaching for beer, to friend) - "Hey... Festify me."

by Justabona June 14, 2009

festering nightmare

The disapointment felt when woken up by a blowjob only to look down and realize it is being administered by your uncle.

I was having a great dream about the milf next dore only to realize it was a festering nightmare.

by Micro67 May 8, 2010

Festiglio

When you cum on a girl's face and then beat the living shit out of her with a frying pan

Dude, I gave my wife a festiglio and got arrested for domestic violence.

by John E. Smoke July 22, 2010

fester gook

a term used for a complete twat who's typical behavior is camping on modern warfare 2

fucking hell is that fester gook still there?!

by grim baggins August 5, 2010

Festpedition

The expedition of a group of friends for their first couple of music festivals. Is the best fun of their lives so far

Tom: "Hey man what are we doing this weekend"
Arthur:"Embarking on our first festpedition"

by Chingstar November 8, 2010

Festive Nosh

A nosh given to a loved one at a festive time in the year, usually christmas, but not limited to.

This christmas Amy gave jack a festive nosh, he loved it.

by anonoymousgirl1947537238047 December 27, 2011