They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.
“____ is such a fake friend.”
by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019
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by 0927000 September 4, 2020
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Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
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(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)
by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020
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Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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person 1: Hey did you see Bill's fake sag today?
person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.
person 2: Yeah, his boxers were above his belly button.
by elrobbo247 September 13, 2011
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