fail

When someone does not succeed, usually in a hilarious way. Pure awesomeness to see.

OMG, Jake totally FAILED when he fell out of that airplane. Onto a bear. Naked.

by John A. Mason February 15, 2010

Epic Fail

Josh Evans

Josh Evans is an epic fail.

Please publish this.
No one likes him at all

by manyperson August 10, 2009

fail bomb

when a bomb dosent go off when u expect it to, u go up to the bomb and it explodes next 2 u, killling u and then being called fail ur self although no 1 figures out that it is the bombs fault

person1: av u heard bout this lad that got killed by a bomb
person2: ye wot about it
person1: he went right next 2 it cos it didn't blow up when he wanted
person2: wot a retard
person1: it was the bombs fault aswell, it should av gone off
person2: guess so fail bomb

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

failblog

better than yelling 'fail!' when someone fails.
when the fail is really bad, yell,

'FAILBLOG'

referrring to the website, failblog.com
because if you're mean enough you will likely post the story to failblog later.

-man#1 falls down and epicly eats shit.
-man#2: 'FAILBLOG'

by taaaaylor December 9, 2010

Swag Fail

To have a swag level of 0.. In which you try to rock jean shorts..rocawear..southpole..and anything that can be bought at below retail price.

Did you see the new cholo? Talk about Swag Fail.

by Ole Swagg Master August 23, 2011

fail

to fail completely at something to the point of where you should just die

aubrey fails at life

by sushi kan January 14, 2008

failbait

jailbait for internet stalkers

The girl online wanted to hook up with me, yet she was 15. I don't need no failbait

by Tora-kun June 29, 2006