funnitude

A measure from 1 (lowest) to 500 (highest) of how funny something is.

Stoner is 420 on the funnitude scale.

by StonerHilm April 11, 2008

Funney

Recollecting something funny that happened while you were under the influence of marijuana.
Plural: Funneys

"Remember when we convinced Phil thought there was a dragon in the tree"

"Yeah, I definitely remember that funney"

by ChiChi McNerd April 15, 2008

Funny Girl Syndrome

When nobody loves you.

Person 1: Yo, that girl is so funny!
Person 2: she’s got funny girl syndrome.
Person 1: is that real?
Person 2: Yeah, She’s a disappointment to her family so she uses comedy to get the attention she never got from her parents

by tumamatupapa September 9, 2020

Mudfall Funnel

When someone takes a dump, preferably incredibly sloppy, into a funnel (a funnel similar to the funnel used for chugging alcohol). While the partner chugs the whole thing up in one big gulp.

Dan: Hey Peter. Wright would you bring that luscious booty over this way, i feel like a 'mudfall funnel'.
Peter: Sure thing Daniel. Aston open up your mouth wide. I've been eating chili.
Dan: And don't worry, i'll clean up afterwards with my mouth.

by ihatemimes August 29, 2007

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

Hannah, is a is a cute and tall girl. She has a brother named Henry. Hannah is funny but yet broken but doesn't tell hannah is a good friend and is there when you need her.😊

by Somepersonwhoknows September 15, 2020

funnel

A device connected to a hose that is used to carry ones urine from the inside, to the outside of my dad's garage.

"Look out man, I gotta use the funnel."

"Don't forget to flush."

by chig June 15, 2004

funny pwned

To be on the receiving end of a joke or prank, causing others to laugh at your expense. Playing on the words funny bone and pwned.

Guy 1: "Did you see his face when he realized his car was filled with badgers?!"

Guy 2: "It was priceless, he got funny pwned"

by swissarmyshark July 16, 2009