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Ultimate Fisting

You have previously read about fisting. But when you are in bed with your partner, you realize that her "hole" isnt big enough. so you contemplate the idea on what you should do. So you lay her down calmly, then throw a right hook punch at her vagina. The force of your punch shatters her pelvis, allowing you to insert your fist into her.

also, while you are throwing the punch, you yell, "ULTIMATE FISTING," really loud.
dude her vagina was so small so i had to do some ultimate fisting to make it big enough for sex.
by babysleigher69 March 17, 2011
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two fisting

1. Fisting one body cavity, with two hands. 2. Fisting two body cavities, with one hand each.
1. My wife love's it when I am two fisting her pussy.

2. I love two fisting my skanky neighbor, anally and vaginally. I rule!
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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finshing and walking

This phrase is used when a person likes to make other person hurry. It actually mean - finsh the work and then go home.
Yossi, clean your desk. This job is finshing and walking.
by Yaron7 May 2, 2005
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fisting a turkey

Shoving your forearm into an obese woman so deep she is your human puppet. Then removing your arm so you can lick all of the juices off your now lubricated arm.
Man- "So dude I was fisting a turkey last night, It was awesome"
Man2- "WTF why would you do such a thing"
by ToxicAnarchy January 12, 2017
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fart-fisting

The act of cupping one's fart in both hands and releasing it in another's face.
Aaron was fart-fisted the other night by my sister. She has been doing a lot of fart-fisting lately to people.

I got fired for fart-fisting my boss.
by happysalad July 31, 2009
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Respect fisting

respect fistings is where either one or two people fisting} a female at once. Ones fist enters the vagina , while the others or there other hand enters the ass and they touch each others knuckles or there other knuckle and respect.
dude respect we are fisting the same girl

did you that porno with the guys respect fisting that girl? was mad
by kierzisthemanyeah September 22, 2010
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Fisting

When one is listening to an orgasmic pop/rock radio ballad with lots of Auto-Tune and effects, and can't help but put one or two fists in the air to the music.
"Bro, you're fisting hard to that new Fall Out Boy record..."

"Dude, that new Miley Cirus hit is fistable..."
by That Guy 65 January 29, 2009
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