the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. "Hey bro, do you wanna head down to the cemetery and munt your grandma after we play some minecraft?"
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
"Yeah lets do that, we have to keep the epic gamer munter streak going."
by The munting gigachad January 31, 2025
Get the Epic gamer Muntermug. by MHA_SlothGirl April 27, 2022
Get the Epicemug. by Kayoomi September 26, 2022
Get the Epicallymug. 
"Have you seen this Epic Gamer Moment?"
"No, where do I find the best one?"
"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"
"No, where do I find the best one?"
"Right here: www.twitch.tv/mrmoowo"
by qtSparrow January 8, 2021
Get the Epic Gamer Momentmug. by The Rainy edge February 17, 2021
Get the Epic Pro Botmug.