Epic Whup-ass
An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.
An opened can of whup-ass so bad ass that the receiver of said whup-ass is left in a death like comatose state for an unspecified amount of time. Usually this type of whup-ass doesn't last very long but has lasting effects for a long time.
by Ornery Gorrilla January 27, 2015
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Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
Boy 2: Yep.
Boy 1: Well I tapped that!
Boy 2: Hell yeah! How was it?
Boy 1: Could of been better.....
Boy 2: Epic whale dude.
by Epicwhaleicus May 2, 2011
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Get the epic gamer mug.A term commonly used in a popular US owned ski resort ski town where 2 or more engage in regular "epic" relations which may or may not involve sex and occasionally spending meaningful time together outside of the bedroom.
This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
This is a euphemism based on the term "epic friends" created by a popular US owned ski resort company for skiing with a friend benefits.
Epic friends
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
Robbie - "Where did you end up last night Magnolia?"
Magnolia - "I got lucky and spent an epic night with my epic friend!"
by Yourepicfriend69 August 22, 2025
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Get the TOWER HEROES EPIC BLOXMAN mug.A "good" game made by artix,very fun until:
You do anything as a mercenary
You get to about level 20 as tech mage
You get about level 30 as a bounty hunter
The game is so slow,noone even plays it anymore.You go into 2v2 and it takes 10 minutes to either get you in a juggernaut or find another 3 bots which are way too much better than you and they absolutely destroy you,the bot on your team dies like instantly and then you gain nothing.You can't do literally anything without varium,and varium takes money.
You do anything as a mercenary
You get to about level 20 as tech mage
You get about level 30 as a bounty hunter
The game is so slow,noone even plays it anymore.You go into 2v2 and it takes 10 minutes to either get you in a juggernaut or find another 3 bots which are way too much better than you and they absolutely destroy you,the bot on your team dies like instantly and then you gain nothing.You can't do literally anything without varium,and varium takes money.
Epic duel:
F2P Mercenary:Exists
F2P Tech Mage:*kills mercenary haha im so good
F2P Bounty Hunter:Kills literally like everyone
Paid anything:cant lose and is like max lvl and all shit and literally is impossible to beat
F2P Mercenary:Exists
F2P Tech Mage:*kills mercenary haha im so good
F2P Bounty Hunter:Kills literally like everyone
Paid anything:cant lose and is like max lvl and all shit and literally is impossible to beat
by JoeyTheGambler March 17, 2019
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