Team Edward

One who stays true to Edward Cullen. Even after seeing New Moon with Taylor Lautner... yum. Being committed to Edward Cullen.

Girl 1: So Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Girl 2: Edward of course. What about you?
Girl 1: Well I kind of like both...
Girl 2 : Your not a true Edward fan.

by TheRealTeamEdward January 5, 2010

eduardo

a person(s) who has split personalities and signs of madness (talking to self, feeding the park animals, talking in strange voices, making videos of themselves jumping on a bed, etc.) Often assumes their split personality of "sue", and then switches back to eduardo (really they are one and the same)

"hey !"
"HEY IM EDUARDO."
"eduardo...?"
"SHUT UP IM SUE."

by sue August 31, 2008

Edward 40 Hands

A douchey frat game where two beers are taped to your hands and you can't remove them until you're done.

Doug: Yooo, dude, I got so wasted last night during a game of Edward 40 Hands.

Kurt: Yeah, I know, I was there. I'm the one who cleaned up your vomit. How fucking hungover are you?

by jimininy billy bob June 8, 2021

Edward

An absolute idiot who is blond and has blue eyes he is extremely socially awkward but thinks he's awesome

I feel bad for him. Must be an edward

by Helllloooooooooo July 11, 2017

edward ford

a guy that comes on this site or gets someone else to and bigs himself up !

for example definition 5 & 6

by Mr Lovesey March 15, 2005

Edward

A rare species of mosquito. Edwards are very large, reaching around six feet of height at adulthood. Their pores contain small neon sacs, which emit a white glow in certain lights, and cause Edwards to stay indoors most of the time.

"Dude, that mosquito was big!"
"Must've been an Edward!"

by Seven8910 February 6, 2013

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen (pronounced 'pedophile') is a sparkly, 117-year-old virgin sparklepire from the atrocious book/movie saga, Twilight.

He is the girlfri- I mean, boyfriend of the bland teenage Mary Sue, Bella Swan and the long-time rival of borderline-rapist, Jacob Black (see 'fake-ass werewolf').

His pastimes are sparkling, jumping around the woods and watching 17 year old girls sleep.

person #1: "I swear someone is in bedroom watching us... "

person #2: "Yeah, it's that pedophile, Edward Cullen."

by whattheheckisapseudonym? August 10, 2010