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Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.
Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.
by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019
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Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.
I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible
by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019
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EARTH

A NICE PLACE WHERE HUMANS AND ANIMALS LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER
I LOVE EARTH
by iwgbiwp May 18, 2019
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Earth

A lit ass song by lil Dicky that makes evironment crisis deniers sit down.
Lil Dicky: we love the earth, it is our planet.
Me: *kissy face*
by Issakween May 21, 2019
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Earth piss

Rain.
From the sky.
Yo that Earth piss is coming down hard af.
by Bibyoung July 21, 2019
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EARTH

Egypt, America, Russia, Texas, Helium
mars: bro, i love EARTH
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee
by 3piccc3000 November 14, 2019
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Earth

What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
Mr.Beast: ima plant 20M trees.
Lumberjack: Don’t repopulate on the Earth.
by Mr.Mortal January 5, 2020
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