Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

by paul-e-dangerously August 3, 2007

dutch charlie

A dutch charlie occurs between two people. One person lines their sphincter with maple syrup, then procedes to sit on their partner's mouth. As they sit, they pass gass, causing the syrup to heat and drip down the back of their partner's throat.

My, that last dutch charlie was a sugary one!

by Lilliana April 24, 2006

Dutch Inferno

When you have been given the choice of any weapon you choose to equip your body with, you choose and RPG for your ass. Then, you must give someone a dutch oven, therefore causing a blazing inferno. Thus, being the "Dutch Inferno".

He just made a dutch inferno out of the bed after eating a burrito.

by MachineGunBoobies April 3, 2011

dutch hand job

When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.

The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.

by the cheese man December 30, 2013

Dutch Double Door

Two guys, one girl, one hole. Get the picture?

Last night John and I got some Dutch Double Door action going with Sally!

by XanrosSinsinger February 6, 2014

dutch blow job

When a woman rides dick while wearing a kilt and playing bagpipes.

This bitch gave me a Dutch blow job so hard that my bag pipes exploded!

by Taco Bell69 June 13, 2014

Dutch Babies

When a guy cums in your asshole. Taken from the concept of getting one pregnant from the asshole. Based on the term Dutch Oven, meaning to fart under a blanket after sex and pulling the blanket over partners head to trap them.

"Nick gave me Dutch Babies last night."

"Could you be pregnant?"
"Only with Dutch Babies girl, he plays it safe"

by aloralee March 15, 2017