Douche Scale 

the scale of douches, 1 being really good and 100 being really bad.

1 - 10: Genuinely Nice Guy.

(Sensitive, sweet. 1 - 5 = pure)

11 - 20: Average Guy.

(Most guys in this category. nice, but not super sweet. 15 and under are a bit sensitive.)

21 - 30: Douchemuffin.

(Nice, but still douchey. not annoying.)

31 - 40: Douchemeister.

(annoying, but a little amusing.)

41 - 50: Doucheface.

(tolerable to an extent, a bit more annoying than a Douchemeister.)

51 - 60: Douchebag.

(stereotypical Douchebag, hater.)

61 - 70: Douchemonkey.

(harasser, troll, mild player.)

71 - 80: Douchenozzle.

(messes with girls' emotions, immature, player.)

81 - 90: Douchefaqué. (also pronounced Douchefag.)

(extreme player, intolerant to others that are different sexist, racist, etc.)

91 - 100: Supreme Master Doucheface.

(Abuser. 91 - 93 = emotional abuse. 94 - 97 = physical abuse. 98 - 100 = both.)

Notes:

1 - 50 = tolerable.

51 - 100 = bitchworthy, insensitive.

**Reasons must be provided for any ratings over 60.

She used the Douche Scale to rate him as an 80, a Douchenozzle.

Douche Scale by kitten_taters :) November 3, 2010

Douche Cake 

1 part Douchebag 1 part urinal cake. Generally a step bellow douchebag.

A douchebag would be someone like Tiger Woods, Bono or any of the members of Stone Temple Pilot. A Douche Cake would be someone like Mel Gibson, Tom Cruise, Arnold Swarzenegger, or any of the members of Hootie and the Blowfish.

Douche Cake by chinrest October 20, 2011

Douche Jar 

A jar which you put money in, for every time someone makes a douchebag comment.

Paul:Dude I'm struggling to find a date tonight man.
Kevin:Wow dude you such a freaking embarrassment, like how easy could it be to ask a girl on a date...well it is for good looking guys anyways.
Malcolm:O.K. bro that's a visit to the douche jar.

Douche Jar by Malcolm Ocbomb July 31, 2012

Douche trap 

When you are driving and know someone needs to turn but are in the wrong lane so you block thier turn with your car.

John needs to turn left to go to work but is in the right lane. Michael follows his speed driving right next to him in the left lane preventing John from switching lanes. John misses his turn and must go around, therefore Michael has executed a douche trap.

Douche trap by Driving trap September 3, 2013

Douche Box 

The female form of a "douche bag".

Man, that girl is being a huge douche box

Douche Box by Strykers 14 September 7, 2013

Douche Dick Fuck Stick 

Generally an Alpha Male. Selfish prick holes. Thinks of ways to benefits oneself and leaves others in the ditch bloodied and pissed. The biggest of douches and fuck sticks.

“Tank your ex was a real douche dick fuck stick!”

“Herbs, you have had your fair share of douche dick fuck sticks this year 😒.”

Douche Dick Fuck Stick by Forbesgirlgolfers November 5, 2019

Douche-a-bago 

A 1970's style camper complete with kitchen, bed, shower, and 76,000 gallons of douche.

"Mark, Don't be a copyright infringing douche-a-bago."

Douche-a-bago by Hipporhinocetops September 21, 2007