Dangerous dave

A person that is the best at everything. Even activities that he hasn't heard, contemplated, or dreamed about.

"Oi Dave, who's the best at base jumping?"
"Dangerous Dave"
"Oi Dave, who's the best tsunami wave surfer?"
"Dangerous Dave"

by duckfucksuck February 14, 2009

El Dangeroso

Drunk person out of control who flips over tables at random just because you say "you wont." Subject tends to black out ALOT and drink many many many shots of jager a night.

Did anyone see El Dangeroso last night, she got caught throwing up in her dishwasher than trying to washer her underwear in it afterwards.

by dbh September 6, 2003

Alabama Crag Dangler

The act of putting a males testicles on top of the womans eyes (one for each eye) and putting the penis in her mouth.

During foreplay i gave her the alabama crag dangler

by MadMortagen October 29, 2008

Dangerous-dave

a persons who acts as if he is the smartest person in the world and treats other people like shit. also who invites themself to your house when you dont even like them.

Dave is acting like a dangerous dave with his big mole.

by Bob March 15, 2005

california crab dangler

The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.

Last night Carla and I got wild and I wound up giving her the california crab dangler.

by D_Bag November 24, 2007

danged

To fuck or be fucked, or to get owned.

1. Jenny got danged by a bunch of guys last night.
2. Man... I got danged on that exam.

by JennyD July 20, 2008

Disco Dancer

1.) A drink made with one part Stolichnaya Oranj, one part cranberry juice, and one part soda. Garnish with lime.
2.) An individual well trained in the art of disco dancing, for example John Travolta, or Disco Stu.

This goddamn Disco Dancer is flat, fuckwit.

by sparkles January 20, 2003