My Dad

Homosexual monkey fucker.

My dad is a homo that fucks WAY too many monkeys

by Vladimir Lenin November 7, 2003

Dad jeans

Jeans with a relaxed fit, pockets high on the butt, worn by dads to embarrass you.

Oh my god, can you believe Joe is wearing those fugly dad jeans?!

by piranha84 September 21, 2016

bio-dad

The S.O.B. who fathered you but didn't take the time or care to ever meet you.

I never met my bio-dad, that sob, Charles Carroll Palmisano.

by Safffernellie December 5, 2009

dad dicking

The Eagles really got dad dicked by the Browns this week.

Dad Dicking; A dicking so good it could only be administered by a father.

by mcweaksause November 22, 2020

your dad

he’s gone

your dad left ok?

by Ifufkfidkee January 9, 2020

happy dad

A shitty name for a shitty seltzer

Hey bro pass me a happy dad.
That’s kinda sus

by Hoodparents June 26, 2021

dad jimmit

Used in a situation to express displeasure, annoyance, angst, being "fed up", but said situation not warranting as extreme a response as god dammit. Originated in the southeastern U.S. around the late 90's. Also known as the close relative to the phrase dad gum.

DAD JIMMIT! If my computer crashes one more time I'm going to go postal on its ass.

Cubicle nerd: The dad jim Coke machine just ate my dad jim money!
Fellow cubicle nerd: bummer

by Crash D June 26, 2005