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Drunk Shuttle

A commuter train when taken late at night on a weekend, when it serves merely to safely transport the weary drunks home from their escapades in the big city.
Oh great, I missed the 11:37 train, now I'm gonna have to take the midnight drunk shuttle with a bunch of wasted Westchester girls and their guido boyfriends.
by alouettenoire January 11, 2008
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Drunk faced

Similar to being Drunk Dialed, it's when someone posts a drunken message on a social site, like Facebook. (Could also be loosely applied to text messages.) Qualifiers are 1) the person who sent the message was drunk when they sent it and 2) the message content is something that they would not have sent if they were sober and usually stated with great feeling.
"My ex-girlfriend drunk faced me last night on my Wall that she wanted me to come over to her apartment for a blowjob, and now my wife thinks I'm cheating on her!"
by Shiroto January 11, 2012
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drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.
"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."
by Gorgoroth September 5, 2009
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Wonder drunk

Adjective. A derogatory term to describe someone who blind to reality. An underachiever, or miscreant who thinks they are better than everyone else. A person who virtue signals about trivial or fake moral dilemmas while living a less than virtuous life.
John told Jane she is a piece of shit for accepting a job in the oil industry, yet John, who drives a hybrid (his parents bought for him), has never worked a day in his life. John is clearly a wonder drunk loser.
by Missamybb8 April 24, 2019
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Drunk Driving

If God didn't want us to participate in drunk driving, then why did he make it so fun?
Time for some drunk driving. Oh boy, I love drunk driving.
by HarBak November 13, 2022
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Drunk text

A drunk text is commonly mistaken by adults as a text sent while drunk, while it truly means to send a thoughtful, loving text to a dear friend.

It became known as a "drunk text" due to the sincerity one may have while under the influence of alcohol.
Sam sends drunk texts to his friends quite often even though he is always sober.
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Community drunk

One who masterbates with his dad
Dude. I heard Ryan is a community drunk
by FlaminPickles July 1, 2009
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