Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning

One day in a foreign land a gaelic gladiator stood upon a hill green as emeralds. He simply rung his bell three times and screamed on the top of his lungs "Ding Ding Ding, Top of morning!!!!" His scream was so loud he made his neighbors go deaf and the subreddit r/jacksepticeye was formed. Today the gaelic gladiator resigns in brighton and goes by the name Seán. His legend lives on in our hearts and 24 million people now know of his call.

"Ding Ding Ding Top of Morning!" screamed Sheila trying to wake up her parents.

by hjthere May 22, 2020

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Discord Nitro

a way to tell your friends you are rich and bombard them with custom emojis and emoji gifs. People with nitro usually speak in these emojis and spam them a lot. discord why

DiscordNitro: we have emojis
Person1: oh okay
Person2: *buys nitro and spams every emoji ever*
Person1: ... Discord Nitro doesnt make you cool dude

by 7oSeven September 12, 2020

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Uniform Dickstribution

When during a threesome you insert your cock in each vagina/anus the same amount of times and for the same amount of time.

Sebaastian: Last night Medzhnun uniformly dickstributed his cock during a Turkish threesome.

Dimitri: I prefer Normal Dickstribution over Uniform Dickstribution because like it I look like a real bell end.

by Hulk19 July 29, 2019

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ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)

ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

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