Crotch Feast

(v.) when you spill crumbs onto your pants around the crotch area, and then proceed to eat them.

I do it myself, but it just looks creepy when other people have a crotch feast.

by Blaze200038 March 6, 2011

crotch fleas

Pubic or crab louse AKA crabs. also know as public lice. they're parasitic insects that infect one's genitals.

Yo, I banged this one chick and she gave me crotch fleas.

My nuts are so itchy from these crotch fleas!

by brownie23 October 16, 2009

Crotch Holder

Another word for underwear

"I sure hope you're wearing your sexiest crotch holder today..."

by WuceBrayne April 7, 2013

Butter Crotch

Buttercrotch is when you cum inside an old lady and she fingers herself until the semen's viscosity thickens, much like churning butter.

Mrs. Smith invited me over for butter crotch cookies.

by SHIT FLINGING ASS DEMON April 4, 2014

Crotch nigger

An irritating person like a rash that smells like ass grease

Chandelar is a crotch nigger

by Leecifer#1 April 13, 2021

crotch pretzel

Any snack that you place in your crotchal region for easy access during a video game session.

Stan: Haha! I just pwned you to death!

Gary: I suppose I'll use this re-spawn opportunity to grab a crotch pretzel!

Stan: lolcano!

by dannybot+2 December 3, 2009

Crotch Warrior

Male Reproductive Organ

Your crotch warrior seems to be penetrating a young woman's lady parts.

by Snack Shack March 30, 2010