croch mace

The terrible smell from one's private parts.

I went down on that girl, but i got blinded by her awful croch mace.

by chop schopp November 13, 2009

Cropportunist

One who, upon realizing the need to fart, cannot resist farting in a area (usually occupied by other people) and then leaving so that others are left to suffer the foul smelling flatulence.

"My boss is such a cropportunist, he just cant pass up a good cropportunity."

by J-STATZ February 8, 2010

Croc Blocked

When NFL QB Brett Favre texts pictures of himself masturbating in nothing but crocs to sports reporter Jenn Sterger, only to have his cunning advances spurned.

Tony Kornheiser: Man, looks like Favre really got croc blocked by Ms. Sterger on that one!

Al Michaels: You're still not funny.

Tony Kornheiser: Brett Favre!

by Marty.R August 5, 2010

Croc Tan

The tan one gets after wearing crocs in the sun for an extended period of time.

Before wearing crocs, it is important to apply sunscreen to the feet, in order to avoid croc tan.

by Mrmcchicken July 6, 2011

Crotch Particles

Originating on the television show Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, the term has evolved into a slang term for sperm.

"I walked into my apartment bathroom and my roommate left his crotch particles everywhere!"

by addy001 September 20, 2011

Cross Plains, WI

A place where you can buy milk in a bag.

Hey wanna go to CP?
What's CP?
Cross Plains, WI!

by Madel1 September 22, 2012

Crotch abs

Also known as "the v", crotch abs are the lines of the lower abdomen that form the shape of a V which point to the crotchular area.

Person A: Check out that shirtless individual over there.
Person B: That dude's rocking some serious crotch abs.

by mont_beau October 14, 2012