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by Ali Ali Ali a April 10, 2020
The worst sport to ever exist in the history of mankind.
-hard workouts, yet none of them get you "ripped."
-wierd ass people (brag about how crew is the best sport ever and how much "gains" they've made)
-interferes with your schedule (6:30 am practices on Saturday)
-cult
-outfits (dudes don't look good in a spandex)
Motors on boats were invented for a reason.
Need I say more?
-hard workouts, yet none of them get you "ripped."
-wierd ass people (brag about how crew is the best sport ever and how much "gains" they've made)
-interferes with your schedule (6:30 am practices on Saturday)
-cult
-outfits (dudes don't look good in a spandex)
Motors on boats were invented for a reason.
Need I say more?
by BenjiFTP January 22, 2018
by Shuh whu November 10, 2014
a hot sexy poop or a mexican drug lord probably thicc but also bipolar but can be very nice and also on the inside a petite little lady on the prairie
by LargeWeiner96 December 26, 2019
A sport full of drama and teenage angst, where everyone on the team hates everyone else and talks behind people's backs but they pretend to all be best friends.
Person at school: what's wrong with alli and brenna today? They are acting so weird
Other person: oh, you know. They're on crew
Person: ohhh you're right no wonder they're being such bithches!
Other person: oh, you know. They're on crew
Person: ohhh you're right no wonder they're being such bithches!
by crewer January 13, 2015