by Crap Mongoled July 30, 2016

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017

by spencer soper October 2, 2020

by aginasia November 13, 2011

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
by wonderkind April 30, 2010

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!
Francis: Thats terrible!
Francis: Thats terrible!
by Major Broseph January 26, 2009

by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
