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crap mongol

A name used with the soul purpose of completely shoring on ones reputation
Scott Smallz is such a fucking crap mongol
by Crap Mongoled July 30, 2016
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crapping diamonds

An individual who is so scared, their lower intestinal tract and rectum are so tight as to create diamonds from feces.
A GOP strategist named Rick Wilson tweeted Friday, “A little bird tells me that a certain White House staff member whose name rhymes with Beeve Stannon is crapping diamonds over Parscale.
by rasputin1952 June 19, 2017
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crap weasel

a floridian slang word for ''Beautiful''
by spencer soper October 2, 2020
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crapped down our leg

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."
by aginasia November 13, 2011
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Crap Daniels

The feeling (and exclamation) when you realize you've made a mistake or done something incredibly stupid, and get a drunk-dizzy feeling from the realization, much like taking a couple shots of Jack Daniels.
"Dude... You forgot your girlfriends birthday today.."

"Crap Daniels!!"
by wonderkind April 30, 2010
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chapter crap

when you can't quite squeeze one out in its entirety, so you wipe up come back to it later to finish it off.
Bill: Man, I had the worst chapter crap ever last night; it took over four hours!

Francis: Thats terrible!
by Major Broseph January 26, 2009
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Crap Bird

a sorry, worthless piece of shit individual who will crap all over you any chance they get
I can't believe I actually trusted that crap bird! He screwed me over royally!
by DJTiffers March 20, 2015
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