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coatesy

Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.
After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."
by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004
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contemplate

when someone lays on top of you and lightly places their lips on your lips and the two of you say "contemplate" back and fourth. Same effect as a kiss.
OMG! natalie and matt contemplated on the green couch in natalies basement while we were watching madagascar. it was so cute!
by Mrs.guppy May 30, 2006
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Context

More information on an event that happened (usually before it happened)
This is racism.

Finding out or giving more information about an event that happened IS RACISM.

Don't @ me
Person 1: Did you see that video of the police shooting a black guy? Fucking police brutality!!!! FUCK THE POLICE
Person 2: Context ?

Person 2: Well Person 2.. the guy that was shot had a gun and-
Person 1: FUCK OFF WHITE SUPREMACISTS.
by TheFineLime April 17, 2019
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barefoot contessa

a person on foodnetwork that is fat and really ugly but has good food
look barefoot contessa making more food to eat!
by girl with the eye patch July 8, 2011
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Staring Contest

the act of looking at a females boobs and holding the stare for a long time.
man this girl had such big boobs i got in a staring contest.
by will stowe June 11, 2006
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contemporary

"It's modern but not modern modern, that's what contemporary means." As said in youtube star Anix's recent video.
"It's modern but not modern modern, that's what contemporary means."
Anix 2021
by pee pee poo poop March 9, 2021
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