Condom Jouster

Game for safe sex homos.

Lets go to the beach and watch the condom jousters.

by Flanstraw2 October 16, 2008

Condom

A rubber thing that you out over a guy's penis so you don't get a disease or get pregnant. SMART IDEA, FREAK MIDGETS SUCK!

Girl: Heyyyyy baby, wanna have sex?? ................. without a condom? ;)

Boy: Aw, hell no bitch!! FREAK MIDGETS SUCK.

by gingerbread gal August 7, 2011

soda condom

a condom for you can of soda.
apeice of plastic or baggyvthat protects your soda from
insects,dirt or shit like that while working out side.

that guy with OCD always puts soda condoms on his drink.

by hell spawn October 6, 2007

Canadian Condom

Using an ice cream cone as protection during sex. Usually done with ice cream still in the cone and ice cream stuffed in the vagina, as is done with the Canadian Fridge.

Black Dude - My lady complained when I used a pointy cone as a Canadian Condom, but she didn't wanna get pregnant, so...
White Guy - Man! That must have hurt.
Black Dude - Yeah, that pointy tip didn't give me enough head space. I'll have to use a cylindrical cone next time.

by Inept_Walrus March 20, 2011

irish condom

Plastic wrap (saran wrap, cling film).

Dude, I didn't have a Trojan, so I reached in my lunch box and got the saran wrap off of my tuna sandwich and made an irish condom.

by Richard Postdam August 6, 2007

split condom

after puttin it in the rong hole i heard a rippin noise. oh shit

cas "you were great"
charlie "your pregnant...."

by yousef February 20, 2004

Conjojulate

verb The feeling that occurs after swallowing food that hasn't been chewed. Typically happens when you are shoving food into your mouth and you can feel it in your throat and it stays there for like 5 minutes and it uncomfortably slithers down.

Person: Hey, are you alright?
You: Yeah, just swallowed a whole cheese stick. I feel a bit conjojulated.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition above.
Person: OOH! So I could say I felt a bit conjojulated after sucking your dad's member?
You: Wait what?
Person: Whoops, nothing....

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019