Roanoke College

Roanoke college is a BEAUTIFUL private school located in Salem, Virginia. Roanoke is an amazing school academically. Roanoke is not for everyone though. If you are not Rich and good looking, don't bother. Attending Roanoke is like living at a 24/7 country club. Room service provided, maids, and also gourmet meals every night. Roanoke is home to amazingly hot girls and good looking men. Roanoke is very preppy and there are always people running around in the latest Ralph Lauren, Lilly, and Vineyard vines.

Salem local(working in a store)- you look good where are you going today?

Roanoke college girl- I attend Roanoke college..I'm going to class

Salem local- Oh so you're spending your 4 years at a country club. Rich fuck

by GoNoke2 March 15, 2011

College student

Those that not only sell their bodies at night but also their brains by day

College student: "Plebecite, I go to Harvard"

Random Pedestrian: "Must be a tough life huh?"

by ivytrash October 20, 2008

college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

colleen

a Irish girl who is nice talks fast and could rap and could dance and she is really smart

Girl 1: dang colleen can dance
Girl 2: colleen could also talk fast maybe rap too
Girl 1: I agree about colleen

by docter right February 23, 2017

Slutty college

a college that will accept anyone

Did you hear Tom and Joe got into Devry so what it is a slutty college.

by the elder scroll November 4, 2009

couch college

online school, all you need is a laptop and some financial aid.

Most universities offer online school. If you don't have a desk, you are in couch college.

by sposdo November 15, 2009

Roanoke College

A college that allows for a complete showcase of the latest Ralph Lauren styles. One need not to have brains, just money. The only thing Urban about Roanoke College is the Multi-Cultural table.

When at Roanoke College the hardest decision I make is, shall I wear the pink polo shirt or the periwinkle one?
At least I know either way my collar will be standing high with pride.

by bustamove April 6, 2005