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Clown Paint

Clown paint is the period blood left on a persons face after going down on a chick who is on her period...
Dude 1: Dude...you got some clown paint on your upper lip!
Dude 2: Ya...old Suzzie forgot to tell me that aunt flo was visiting last night...I thougt something was wrong when it tasted metalic.
by Chubbs Lang March 6, 2010
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Renegade Clown

A clown that shows up talking s*&^ in your fantasy football league while having absolutely zero skill to back it up. Recycles the same jokes over and over amusing no one but himself.
Some lame renegade clown just got his ass kicked again this week in our league and he's still talking s^%$ and using the same comebacks from 1998.
by Dr Sea Lion August 31, 2010
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clown rapist

A person who prefers having sex with clowns instead of people. Guys often pull their penis out of the clown's vagina and it is loaded with elephants semen because elephants are the ones who usually have sex with the clowns.
Anderson realized he was a clown rapist when he pulled his penis out and it was loaded with elephant giz.
by Chode McChoderson April 26, 2006
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Clown Pimp

A person who is so bad ass that he turns his opponents into clowns, and then makes them his bitch.
Dude did you see that guy whoring those clowns in halo? He's such a clown pimp
by TeddyL August 21, 2007
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lardo the clown

A huge clown from outer space that will devour anything in it's path. It was awoken in A.D. 2101 and is nearly unstoppable....only the power of weight loss pills can save the universe now!
1.) OH SHIT! LARDO THE CLOWN IS COMMING! HIDE J00R KIDS!!!
2.) Look for Lardo the Clown in the new comic series A.D. 2101 comming Fall 2005!
by AD2101 January 9, 2005
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ass clown

Stoppit, you assclown.
by kyleisnotajew September 2, 2005
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Natures Clown

I work with a bunch of Natures Clowns.
by crackmsp March 19, 2008
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