Westminster Alarm Clock

A sexual act closely related to a handjob. The receiver positions themselves so his phallus is accessible. At precisely the top of the hour, a partner grasps the receiver’s phallus and yanks on it with the force equivalent to the bell-ringers at Big Ben. This is succeeded by a shriek of either happiness or pain from the receiver. The amount of tugs depends on the time at the top of the hour. Dubbed “The Westminster Alarm Clock” due to Hugh Lupus Grosvenor, the Duke of Westminster, having the act performed on him prior to the construction of Big Ben. Disgruntled neighbors typically awoke to 8 loud evenly spaced shrieks each morning.

Gina: What time is it?
Colin: Noon. Why?
Gina: No reason…
Colin: AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! AH!
Charlie: Sounds like Colin is getting one hell of a Westminster Alarm Clock. Oh shit! It’s noon! I’m gonna be late for that lunch date!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 13, 2024

Clock it

1. to notice, observe, or call out a hidden truth, motive, or something significant, often playfully

Body tea, body matter.
Clock it🤏

by PonasJonas October 26, 2025

Clock it

Another version of saying period

person 1:“And the crazy fact is, her ass doesn’t even have the facts or proof to defend her own man because she knows what he did was right!”
Person 2:“CLOCK IT!”

by Qwqrm January 28, 2024

Imma say around mmm 2 clock

Phrase, Something Colin says when he really has no idea what to say. Usually has nothing to do with time.

Paul: hey do you know why there is butter all over my tv?
Colin: imma say around mmm 2 clock

by Paul1717 December 24, 2024

bop on the clock

suck dick for a living. 'bop' like the head motion of sucking dick, "on the clock" referring to working and getting paid for it.

Chick #1: "Lissa hooks up with everyone. All she freaking does is blow guys all day"
Chick #2: "Hell yea! She bop on the clock, ya feel me?"

by Harijuku Barbie December 30, 2013

11 o clock

When it’s past 11 o clock Michael whips out his cock.

oh no it’s past 11 o clock! Michael is going to rape me!

by Gibby boy February 28, 2023

Clock Liters

A clock liter is a form of measurement used to calculate kenta meters and yards into minutes

There are 9,000 clock liters in 9 kenta meters

by Kent A. Meters September 1, 2022