Thailand Alarm Clock

Waking up in the morning to a surprise rimjob from a significant other

“Dude, my girlfriend woke me up with a Thailand Alarm Clock this morning!”

by ar18enjoyer March 12, 2024

Clock Sucker

Jacob

Oh dude Jacob kept me up all night

That damn clock sucker

by Poopcockshit March 17, 2024

Clock

To hit or punch someone

I’m really bouta clock Jamal…

by Coolguydudeman1 March 18, 2024

Clocked

To gag somebody or call them out on their bullshit

"didn't your husband leave you for a gay man...but im the fag"

"SHE CLOCKEDDDDDDD"

by who want this fade? March 23, 2024

Palestinian alarm clock

Slang for time bomb

Peter: this thing is useless, just like my Palestinian alarm clock

*Flashback*:
*Palestinian alarm starts ringing: "ALLAHU AKBAR (followed by a literal explosion)

by Diego_Brando March 26, 2024

clock

An old piece of equipment, largely replaced by the phone in modern society

Idiot 1: Oi mate, you got a clock here?

Idiot 2: Nah, we use phones, get with the times, idiot.

by Mayor of Gloucestershire July 9, 2022

to clock

To recognize someone who's trying to remain discreet. Applies when someone figures out someone else is transgender.

Some dudes managed to clock me in the subway. How embarassing!

by Dawniver July 14, 2022