ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

timate change

time change as a result of non-human processes

We might have caused global warming, but timate change is what we bring onto ourselves.

by Doos Jarus March 15, 2021

Pulling a Chang

When you get really close to your crush just for them to leave you for a kid in the play.

Dude, I thought me and Shea had a thing, until that kid in the play Luke started dating her. Im totally Pulling a Chang

by Urban Duude December 2, 2020

sorrowful change

Changing the amount of sorrow in feeling or showing

I went through a sorrowful change

by TheRandomWordMan November 17, 2022

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025