canadian idol

A spinoff of American Idol that is rigged just like the original but is made much more obvious.

Canadian Idol's telephone lines made me vote for Jenny when I voted for Ryan, again.

by Poo September 3, 2003

canada

America's Hat.

America's Hat does not keep the United States warm because Canada is actually the coldest place in North America.

by crazycyrax March 26, 2009

blame canada

What you should say whenever something goes bad.

Good thing George W. Bush is taking my idea and blaming Canada.

by Hampikizzel Fo' Shizzel June 3, 2005

Canadian

An African Amercian.
A term used in place of "Nigger" when they are close by.

Just look at those canadians posted up out front smokin' Blentz
Jim is such a Canadian

by layout420 December 7, 2006

canadian rudder

The sexual act of being forced to move a girl's arm as she holds one's penis to obtain pleasure due to her inexperience or lack of ability. Also known as the inverted form of a dutch rudder.

I pulled my dick and she said 'I don't know what to do', so I had to perform a Canadian rudder.

by unluckilygettinlucky July 8, 2010

Canadian

The best damn beer this country has to offer!

I had to wash that sick American beer down with a couple Molson Canadians.

by Kev23 October 10, 2005

Canadian

A person of Canada of that is preoccupied with comparing Canada's attributes to that of the United States and quick to assert that the Canadian version of any given attribute is better than that of the United States. This Canadians do with absolutely no rationale basis. One that has a pathological inferiority complex. One that is factually devoid of North American history and also sports history (Hockey was formally established in Michigan and the United Kingdom lost a lot of territory to the United States in the war of 1812. Canada did not exist in 1812. 'Sorry'). Someone that will be polite and friendly to your face, but quite the opposite behind your back. One who is hostile and passive aggressive towards people of the United States and yet spends a lot of time in the United States vacationing and shopping. An anti-American bigot. A spineless person that is always saying sorry for their poor manners.

Hi, I'm Canadian.
I am so sorry to here that. Here is the name of a good psychologist. Perhaps they can be of help to you.

by auswayward July 1, 2014