Couching

the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher

Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass

by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017

caught up

to disregard how unsure you are of a situation

Even though i’m not 100% sure, I’m too caught up to not be involved.

by cee.way October 5, 2019

caught

1) the act of being walked in on while engaging in masturbation

will's mom caught him again I guess we wont be seeing him for a while

by 411 j00r b453 r b310ng 2 m3 n00b5 September 14, 2004

couch and loveseat

Term used to describe a fat chick and a hot chick

"Look at the couch and loveseat over there"

**can substitute "sectional" or overstuffed chair" for couch if she's really fat

by Donny C April 9, 2003

sitting on a couch

getting baked, under the influence of marjiuana

Hey, what'd you do last night?
Oh, I was sitting on a couch

by leeloo2221 March 8, 2008

fuck yo couch

When a black man destroys another black man's couch.

"Fuck yo couch nigga!"

by ScottiesRules September 23, 2004

Couch Potato

A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"

Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?

by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010