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contentkeeper

A website that blocks games like Pacman for places like school or work.
Person: Can I go on Snake?
Contentkeeper: No!
by 𝙴 January 23, 2020
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Kirk Construct

A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.

The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.
"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"

"I'd leave."

"No, you can't, the door is locked."

"I'd jump out the window."

"That's sealed shut."

"Die happy."
by Dæmonite September 17, 2003
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Neco Coneco

A fictional toy that appeared in the manga Azumanga Daioh. It often comes in the form of a small white kitten sitting on the head of a white cat, but also comes in different forms such as sleeping cats or Iriomote cats (An endangered species only found on the island of Iriomote in Japan) The character Sakaki is particularly fond of the brand.

The name "Neco Coneco" comes from the Japanese name, "Neko Koneko" which literally translates to "Cat Kitten." The romanization of its Japanese name also sounds like "Connected Cat."
Girl 1: I just love Neco Coneco! I wish they were real.....
Girl 2: Isn't that those cat dolls from Azumanga Daioh? It's a plush, right? Why don't you sew one?
Girl 1: That's a great idea! Too bad I can't sew....
by Lentils. February 28, 2014
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butt control

Appropriate disposal of cigarette butts to prevent littering of parking lots, sidewalks and patios by smokers.
Butt control is healthy for everyone. Use an ashtray. Thank you.
by yes juanito yes May 1, 2015
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Population Control

A highly suspicious term that probably indicates some kind of mass killings or possibly genocide is being orchestrated by somebody, likely some kind of authority
This "national socialist" claims population control was the only intent of the 1940's German government, but I'm pretty sure that's not accurate
by Azaryn June 6, 2017
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Poo be continued

Having a bowel movement that reaches completion, yet the mover knows that there is more to come, but not right at that moment.
"I clenched up when Ian knocked on the door. I guess the only option is to have another cup of coffee and walk around a little bit. This is poo be continued...
by roonetoon December 25, 2010
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Slow internet connection

The worst fucking thing to happen when you're already having a bad day. When pages and games stop loading well. It's our router's way of saying "fuck you".
by Walking Catfish October 17, 2016
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