The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
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Someone who can grow a really amazing afro that makes everyone jealous.
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
It's as if the Afro itself has the power to shoot one dead.
An intimidating plumage
"That person is an Afro cannon"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
"Can that hair get any bigger?"
"I was unable to watch the film because an afro cannon shot up the place"
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Joel pulls down his white Calvin klein boccys in the staff toilets and shreds his bullet cannon at maximum velocity, a staff member catches this and shouts ewwwwww stenchy bullet cannon, Joel u are a dirty tramp!!!
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The House of Representatives lost two of its most reliable cliché cannons today when Jasmine Crockett and Al Green both lost their primaries
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