Goatse Burn

Goatse burn occurs after you take a Number 2, but you've been holding it in for 2-3 days because it's so big.

When you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding.

Tom: Hey man, remember that turd I've been holding in for a week?

Bill: Yeah??

Tom: Well I finally got it out 5 minutes ago, and I'm still getting goatse burn from it.

Bill: Dang.

by M&M_Slim_Shady June 18, 2013

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Thrust burn

When you fuckin a dried out chick, you get a burn on your dick.

I fucked Melissa last night she was so dry! I got mad thrust burn today!

by Bearheadedboi August 10, 2019

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iThigh Burn

The result of sitting on the toilet with a hot laptop computer on your lap for too long.

Jenny's constipation and insatiable need to chat on Facebook caused her serious iThigh Burn while she was on the toilet this morning.

by KHigh Radio November 9, 2011

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Burn Tilt

Dragging a pinball machine out in the street and lighting it on fire. A pinball term describing a specific type of tilt.

Joe said he was going to Burn Tilt that terrible pinball machine in front of the bar becuase he could not stand the horrible condition of all the flippers and switches any longer.

by BigBossMan99 March 7, 2014

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cotton burn

The feeling of road rash on your penis after beating off in a sock all day.

My girl was out of town all weekend and all this porn has left me with a mean case of cotton burn.

by Mislbays June 2, 2016

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Boyer-Burned

A term used to describe a comment composed with the sole purpose of making a social media over-sharer of pointless ass opinions and stories feel retarded.

Jessica: "Perks of being single: I get the entire bed to myself!!! lol"
Tom: "You say 'lol' but everyone can tell that you are crying on the inside."
Jack: "BOYER-BURNED BY TOM!!!"

by pettyasstom January 13, 2018

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