Brian

A fat awkward retard with large, frequently very chapped, lips. Tends to wear glasses, and blink excessively and sporadically. Due to a low visual frame rate, they typically wave their arms very randomly when approached.Also has the rather unsanitary habit of putting already used tissues in their pockets, so they can use them later.They are an endangered species.

I tossed the football over to that Brian and he batted it away with his arm really stupidly.

by SWOL January 4, 2009

Dirty briana

A female that’s into shitty dudes, but is super kinky in bed. Likes butt plugs ext... she needs to just fuck Logan already.

I was with a dirty briana the other night.

by Loganwalczak April 15, 2020

Brianna

A girl that won't make out with me

Dam such a Brianna man

by King rice January 29, 2018

Brian

A male who constantly seeks to be in the presence of someone he is attracted to. A Brian will do almost anything to be near his atractee including; hovering annoyingly over her while she talks to someone else, frantically offer her a chair next to him when she makes known her desire to sit down and climbing over her wall to look in her window

I have am being stalked by a Brian

This Brian won’t stop sniffing my neck

There’s a Brian on my stoep

by RyanJS July 20, 2009

Briana

Briana is the naked one at parties. A briana is always willing to take her clothes off for no apparent reason. Usually brianas are a lot of fun to have around, but do not take them to charity events or your parents house.

guy 1: Why is Joey taking his clothes off?
guy 2: Oh, he's pulling a Briana again.

by therealwink March 27, 2009

brian kelly

An unhealthy act of eating stodge on a regular basis to try and encourage ones body to become lean and muscular, but ends up flabby and podgy instead!

He's done a right brian kelly with his tray of iced buns and Greggs steak bake slices.

That brian kelly with chubby calfs and lardy shoulders has had an overdose on pies again lad.

by Mr S. T. Eakslice January 19, 2009

Brian

1. The dog from family guy.
2. That guy that is always at the gym everynight at 6:00. His muscles are well defined and rather huge. He is very laid back and has a huge penis. He has no problems showing his body off, especially in a shower room full of other guys.

Sitting at the wieght room....

Look at that Brian over there, he has a huge penis.

by shower starter March 28, 2010